NO ROOM FOR STUDIES

WHY A STUDENT FAILS ???It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days.Typical academic year for a student:-

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days !Days left 81.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.Remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day yaar...

Comments

meyya said…

lol :-)
i wonder how u cleared these 4 yrs without spending time for studies :-(

May 19, 2008 at 8:16 PM

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